Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Local Slut Adds Avocado To Chipotle Burrito Bowl

Area Harlot Not Satisfied With Salsa And Cheese

Seattle, WA (CHN) -   Served in a bowl with choice of cilantro-lime rice, pinto or vegetarian black beans, meat (braised carnitas or barbacoa, adobo-marinated and grilled chicken or steak) the burrito bowl at Chipotle is one of 5 primary menu items that University of Washington student/hoe bag Angela Disenzi had to choose from following her 2 hour bio-chem lab.  Sources indicate that the provocateur ordered 1/2 carnitas and 1/2 barbacoa (which is supposedly common because both meat options are the same cost).  

Standard Chipotle Burrito Bowl (Without Avocado)
When adding the avocado (as an extra to the standard sour cream) the slut faced whore brazenly made eye contact with the preparation attendant and verbalized her request.  

After being confronted with the fact that avocado is a $1.75 adder, the strumpet wasted little time in authorizing the transaction.  Other students in line appeared to make every possible attempt to ignore the filthy bitch as they placed their various orders and went about their business.  

Ample evidence suggests that 5'8" brunette had unsweetened ice tea and that in all likelihood she drank it in the same fashion that she guzzles cum.

A highly reputable anonymous source can not guarantee where the self-righteous fuck bag will be eating tomorrow but guarantees that he will be following her overly-used vagina for further updates.

  

2 comments:

Joe Biden said...

Wow, Any indication as to her current whereabouts? Shameful.

Lindsay Lohan said...

When will these sluts learn.

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