Friday, March 18, 2011

Muammar Gaddafi Maintains Confidence As His NCAA Bracket Suffers Wholesale Decimation

Libyan Dictator Had Louisville, St. Johns advancing to Elite 8

Tripoli, Libya (CHN) - According to Anonymous State Department sources the embattled Libyan Leader is on the ropes after surprising losses by two key Big East Teams in the opening round.

The Big East set an NCAA record by getting 11 teams into the 68 team single elimination tourney. 

"The One major upset that Gaddafi picked in his bracket was Wofford over BYU and we know how that turned out," said a high level adviser to Hillary Clinton. 

Most of the information gathered on the dictator came from a March 14th Tivo recording with ESPN's Andy Katz (left). 


A Libyan Military Representative sent word from Tripoli that there is no confirmed indication that Louisville has in fact lost, but even they do eventually fall, he wants everyone to recognize that there is no doubt that Mr. Gaddafi selected VCU over Purdue in the Southwest Regional despite the admittedly poor penmanship.  He notes that poor penmanship continued in that bracket and he will update as needed.


3 comments:

CHN said...

(CHN) Libyan Dictator Had Louisville, St. Johns advancing to Elite 8.

Anonymous said...

Ironically, Gaddafi had the Rebels (UNLV) going all the way.

Roberts said...

(CHN) Libyan Dictator Had Louisville, St. Johns advancing to Elite 8.

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